Do I (a Thick Black Chick) Stand a Chance?

Well, there are black emos, goths, punks and skater boys these days (unfortunately), so your question seems strange. Also, while I can't speak for all the people in those groups, I know that "emos" frown on "thickness". I think it's a little harsh that you would cut off one of your friends for something like this. It all seems a little trivial.